FEBRUARY 14TH

The Fifth Anniversary calls for a gift of a hunk of wood. Look it up! I’ll wait.

OK, now that we’ve cleared that up, you should know that it’s the Smackdown’s fifth year. That’s right.

So, what did you get us? A Team Application?

Perfect. It’s made from wood! Team competitions, the Craft Lady of Molybdenum (same idea as last year,

different ringer), poetry and food—it’s the most fun you can have in Anchorage on any given Sunday afternoon.

Didn’t compete last year? Well, are you over yourself yet? Fill out the application already. You’ll do fine.

Directions for bribing the judges are available only to registered teams.

You know your boss is looking for a place to donate cash and take advantage of all sorts of tax credits.

Smackdown is held by a non-profit organization. That’s a charity. Have your boss donate some money.

Because while money can’t buy you love, it can buy you a sponsorship which includes publicity and a receipt.

Just interested in being a spectator? Why not? It’s free. Come on over and cheer (or jeer) for a team or two.

And are we having a raffle again? You know it. This year, you might even want the prizes!